meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

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afghangster:

my biggest fear in life is when you’re just minding your business and someone’s ball stops right in front of you and the people are like hey mind throwing it here. the pressure is too much for me. i don’t know how to aim a ball and like sometimes you have to deal with frisbees it’s the worst thing in the word like don’t fight me on this I am right

hmmurdoch:

"what would Cher wear?" 

hmmurdoch:

"what would Cher wear?" 

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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goddamnright:

Bad Jokes from One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

goddamnright:

Bad Jokes from One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

redtokill:

Grimes - Go ft. Blood Diamonds

Race is constant. You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.

Jon Stewart addressing Fox News’s (white) correspondents whining about hearing about race issues in the United States (via framesjanco)

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flickerman:

flickerman:

whenever someone says they’re “taken” i assume they’re waiting for liam neeson to save them

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